Your kid is indeed the cutest and you will post umpteen thousands photos of him.
You want to hoard all your babies belongings. Even those pants he never wore since he’s growing so fast.
You have a baby on board but you still don’t understand the “baby on board” car signs.
Constantly thinking about new possible inventions – whether for parents or babies. I mean a rocking car seat when the car is stopped is brilliant!
The smell of breastmilk will permanently live in your nose.
Breastmilk is liquid gold. The slightest spill will drive you to tears or completely piss you off.
You thought you could multitask before? Try baking strawberry muffins while bouncing a car seat on one arm and supporting it with one leg. Or pump one while you breastfeed the other. #truestories
Baby laundry is never ever done.
Seeing your husband’s features in your baby will make your heart melt but noticing your features in him is completely and utterly surreal.
Your husband gets even more attractive.
Father of the Bride pt 2 will make you ball your eyes out. “Doctor, these women are my life.” #quewaterworks
Your camera roll went from 1,500 photos to 8,000 in just two months.
Even though you are not an expert or fully know what you are doing – you are still the best to soothe, comfort and protect your little one. Dad too.
Luxuries now include showers, painting your nails, pinning, drafting blog posts and cleaning house. Who would have thought? #momlife
The stovetop vent makes an amazing white noise machine.
You’ll watch the baby monitor on your iPad as if it was a new episode of House of Cards. Eyes glued.
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